Once again, I'd like to point out that I have no children.

Seriously. Can we just spend 30 cents on a bullet and make this guy go away?

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090113/ap_on_fe_st/odd_sold_for_marriage;_ylt=AoNG6KGj7h5lSp0dAolQt9YDW7oF