It's Columbus Day, so I had to post this. It kind of made me laugh, and doing that on a Monday these days is a feat in itself.
My Business Development Director (the one who thinks that Shawshank Redemption’s main theme is “Bull Queers take by force”) just came into my office and said:
“Happy Columbus Day. In honor of this day, I hope you will go out and meet some interesting people that you wouldn’t normally meet on an average day. Then, give them yellow fever and kill them.”
Ah yes. Holidays bring out the best in people.